badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick


barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

image

after discovering lana del rey

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amoying:

i bet actors watch their movies and look at the scenes that used green screen imaging and are like “YOOOO WAS THAT WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IMAGINING?”


humansofnewyork:

"What do you feel most guilty about?""I just left my therapist’s office. So nothing."

humansofnewyork:

"What do you feel most guilty about?"
"I just left my therapist’s office. So nothing."


lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable


viviensleigh:

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)


cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt


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- via untexting

"My style is pretty classic, I would say. I am very much a suit and tie kind of guy. I like clothing with a slight early 1960’s tone. Very American."


tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow


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© irzs - via bullied

"Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours"  - 10 word story (via eteriese)


edegeneres:

I know this is going around already, but this version is bigger. :)

edegeneres:

I know this is going around already, but this version is bigger. :)